Gaytarian
Gaytarian by Pizza Ghost May 31, 2009
Gaytalian
A very stereotypical Italian man who is also gay. Most likely to live in either North Jersey or South Philly. Tends to like gelled hair, gold chains and rim jobs. Can be an insult to really annoying Italians or simply an objective description of someone. To be a gaytalian someone must be either mostly Italian or must act in a manor that makes one believe that they are Italian.
Related Words
Gaytarian • Gaytalian • Gastarian • Gaydarian • gay triangle • gaydrian • gaytrain • gaytriarch • Gaytriarchy • Gaynadian
Gaydrian
A Gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, prone to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it's sexual prowess. Or just talks complete and utter nonsense. It also is quite happy to whore itself out to the cheapest bidder
Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
(Gaydrian):alcohol is the shittest drug. But not when I'm drinking it
(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks
(Gaydrian):I need to pissss
(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance
(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm
(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm
Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm
So tell me how to lov ...
(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks
(Gaydrian):I need to pissss
(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance
(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm
(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm
Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm
So tell me how to lov ...
(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
gaytriarch
A bossy gay man who exercises autocratic authority over his group of friends, most often in social and cultural situations. The group of friends can be straight, gay or a mixture of the two. Said group tends to be very afraid of contradicting the gaytriarch for fear of repercussions that generally include loads and loads of drama.
Craig: "Why do we always have to go along with Adrian's plans?"
Michelle (exhales cigarette smoke): "Because Adrian's our gaytriarch, that's why."
Nicole (whispers): "Shhhh! Here he comes!"
Michelle (exhales cigarette smoke): "Because Adrian's our gaytriarch, that's why."
Nicole (whispers): "Shhhh! Here he comes!"
gaytriarch by cfbaines December 3, 2009
Gayatriness
A measure of how awesome something is, with 100 percent gayatriness being the most amazingly awesome something can be.
About 75 Gayatriness
Gayatriness by sillyhead5356647 June 9, 2011
gaytriarch
A ubiquitous homosexual well known in a gay community; that guy or girl that every gay person seems to know. Not necessarily a leader, but a popular or prominent member or figurehead of a GLBTQ social group.
Longinus: "Hey Pepper, you know Rod Hardthick, don't you?"
Pepper: "Of course. Every gay person on this campus has at least heard of Rod. He's a total gaytriarch."
Celebrity examples include: Neil Patrick Harris, Elton John and Ellen
Pepper: "Of course. Every gay person on this campus has at least heard of Rod. He's a total gaytriarch."
Celebrity examples include: Neil Patrick Harris, Elton John and Ellen
gaytriarch by khaodic May 12, 2011
Gaytation
Gaytation by Unknown Known June 18, 2011
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