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Gashlopus 

A huge saggy loosey goosey of a Vagina
Ther girls enormous gashlopus felt like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
Gashlopus by Patrick & Kelli February 21, 2009
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Gasheous Exchange 

The act of buying, selling or trading girls of an equal value to your expense.
Person 1: Hey, Want to do some gasheous exchange?
Person 2: Okay then, I only have £10 and a dirty girl at the moment though.
Person 1: Thats fine, add them together and we can find you something decent.
Gasheous Exchange by Brimmy April 25, 2009

gaslopasaurus

Ga-slop-a-saurus: ga(giant) slop (sloppy) a-saurus (well used vagina)
That ho has a gaslopasaurus!
gaslopasaurus by moneekēwa December 30, 2014

gashious 

To have gas
I feel very gashious.
gashious by Alyssa Breuer December 24, 2008
Full of gas coming from the ass
Dude, you sure are gashous today!!! What the hell did you eat!!!!
Gashous by Danielle de Colorado December 11, 2010

gashlocks 

gashlocks (noun.) a synonym of chastity belt for the digital age based on word play between: 'caps locks', found on most keyboards and; 'gash', a defamatory slang word for the female genetalia.
"I suggested we engage in online sex but she put on the gashlocks!"

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"Mum, I'm just using the Internet..."

"Okay honey, remember to put on your gashlocks!"
gashlocks by peterRepeater_0 February 12, 2009

gasheous emission 

Any member of the human race, excepting those born by caesarian section.

The toxicity of the gasheous emissions varys greatly.
"After years of contemplation, Professor Hawking realised that big bang or no, we are all gasheous emissions".
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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