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Gasheous Exchange 

The act of buying, selling or trading girls of an equal value to your expense.
Person 1: Hey, Want to do some gasheous exchange?
Person 2: Okay then, I only have £10 and a dirty girl at the moment though.
Person 1: Thats fine, add them together and we can find you something decent.
Gasheous Exchange by Brimmy April 25, 2009

gaslopasaurus

Ga-slop-a-saurus: ga(giant) slop (sloppy) a-saurus (well used vagina)
That ho has a gaslopasaurus!
gaslopasaurus by moneekēwa December 30, 2014

gashious 

To have gas
I feel very gashious.
gashious by Alyssa Breuer December 24, 2008
Dude, you sure are gashous today!!! What the hell did you eat!!!!
Gashous by Danielle de Colorado December 11, 2010

gashlocks 

gashlocks (noun.) a synonym of chastity belt for the digital age based on word play between: 'caps locks', found on most keyboards and; 'gash', a defamatory slang word for the female genetalia.
"I suggested we engage in online sex but she put on the gashlocks!"

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"Mum, I'm just using the Internet..."

"Okay honey, remember to put on your gashlocks!"
gashlocks by peterRepeater_0 February 12, 2009

gasheous emission 

Any member of the human race, excepting those born by caesarian section.

The toxicity of the gasheous emissions varys greatly.
"After years of contemplation, Professor Hawking realised that big bang or no, we are all gasheous emissions".