gashlocks 

gashlocks (noun.) a synonym of chastity belt for the digital age based on word play between: 'caps locks', found on most keyboards and; 'gash', a defamatory slang word for the female genetalia.

"I suggested we engage in online sex but she put on the gashlocks!"

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"Mum, I'm just using the Internet..."

"Okay honey, remember to put on your gashlocks!"

gashlocks by peterRepeater_0 February 12, 2009

Gashlopus 

A huge saggy loosey goosey of a Vagina

Ther girls enormous gashlopus felt like throwing a hot dog in a hallway

Gashlopus by Patrick & Kelli February 21, 2009

Gothlocks 

Dreadlocks in the Gothic or Rock fashion. Typically dyed with two-tone or multi-colors. Can be real, or hair extensions.

Tripp Eisen, ex Static-X guitarist, had gothlocks.

Gothlocks by Execution King December 29, 2007