gashlocks

gashlocks (noun.) a synonym of chastity belt for the digital age based on word play between: 'caps locks', found on most keyboards and; 'gash', a defamatory slang word for the female genetalia.

"I suggested we engage in online sex but she put on the gashlocks!"

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"Mum, I'm just using the Internet..."

"Okay honey, remember to put on your gashlocks!"

gashlocks by peterRepeater_0 February 12, 2009

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Gashlopus

A huge saggy loosey goosey of a Vagina

Ther girls enormous gashlopus felt like throwing a hot dog in a hallway

Gashlopus by Patrick & Kelli February 21, 2009

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gashlocks • Gashlopus • Gothlocks

Gothlocks

Dreadlocks in the Gothic or Rock fashion. Typically dyed with two-tone or multi-colors. Can be real, or hair extensions.

Tripp Eisen, ex Static-X guitarist, had gothlocks.

Gothlocks by Execution King December 29, 2007

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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