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Definitions by Brimmy

Squorting 

A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.
"So, I know you let me do felching and marshing with you, but i want to take our relationship to the next level. Can we try squorting tonight.
Squorting by Brimmy July 15, 2010

Gasheous Exchange 

The act of buying, selling or trading girls of an equal value to your expense.
Person 1: Hey, Want to do some gasheous exchange?
Person 2: Okay then, I only have £10 and a dirty girl at the moment though.
Person 1: Thats fine, add them together and we can find you something decent.
Gasheous Exchange by Brimmy April 25, 2009

King of my Ring 

A male homosexuals boyfriend, implying that they partake in bum fun or gay intercourse
'Oh Jake, your king of my Ring'
King of my Ring by Brimmy January 19, 2009