Gas Blast 

To fart into a fan that is aimed at your target.

Jennifer got a serious gas blast from her sister while innocently watching TV.

Gas Blast by Tammer the Slammer September 30, 2011

gas-blasted

When doing a chick in missionary, getting so excited you break wind.

Rusty got so excited doing Samantha he gas-blasted

gas-blasted by B. Myers November 29, 2005

Ass Gas Blasting

A strong rocket like directional fart. Specifically directed at a crowd of people or in most cases a singular person. It may be supersonic and warp the space and time around itself. Due to the supersonic nature, visuals could be witnessed. Smell is guaranteed to kill a small rat but ceiling is unknown. You achieve this feat by drinking an incredibly large amount of sparkling water/soda, Taco Bell, and desire. Point. Aim. Shoot. Bang.

*3 friends hanging out*

Josh: Hey man, did you drop something?

John: No, watch this. I have to get the angle just right. I'm about to give Andy a good ole Ass Gas Blasting.

*ass gas blasting ensues*

Andy: Dude what the hell? My throat is closi-clo-cl-

*Andy goes unconcious*

Josh: Good Ass Gas Blasting dude!

John: Thanks!

Ass Gas Blasting by Degenerat April 16, 2026

Bastard Gas 

Pejorative of "Butane", the inflammible agent used in lighters. Coined by Hank Hill when someone so much as suggests that it has as much use as propane.

"BOBBY! Don't be playin' around with that Bastard Gas!"

Bastard Gas by Trey4Life July 22, 2009

Bastard gas 

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.

Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

Bastard gas by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Bastard gas 

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.

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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

Bastard gas by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023