Definitions by Degenerat

Ass Gas Blasting

A strong rocket like directional fart. Specifically directed at a crowd of people or in most cases a singular person. It may be supersonic and warp the space and time around itself. Due to the supersonic nature, visuals could be witnessed. Smell is guaranteed to kill a small rat but ceiling is unknown. You achieve this feat by drinking an incredibly large amount of sparkling water/soda, Taco Bell, and desire. Point. Aim. Shoot. Bang.

*3 friends hanging out*

Josh: Hey man, did you drop something?

John: No, watch this. I have to get the angle just right. I'm about to give Andy a good ole Ass Gas Blasting.

*ass gas blasting ensues*

Andy: Dude what the hell? My throat is closi-clo-cl-

*Andy goes unconcious*

Josh: Good Ass Gas Blasting dude!

John: Thanks!

Ass Gas Blasting by Degenerat April 16, 2026