Garzone

A flaccid state. Also a term used to describe a golf game that is weak or not strong.

My golf game is really garzone today. I was playing well until my game went Garzone on me.

by blcVirginia December 15, 2008

Ghetto Garzone

When a dumb blonde tries to act gangster and ghetto by listening to rap.

Yo my ex-wife Laura is now being a Ghetto Garzone after she remarried a black man named Jamal.

by Fyzz April 9, 2009

Gayzone

A specific variety of the friendzone, where a female designates a male as her gay best friend, despite that the male is not gay and is in fact sexually interested in her.

We were in her dorm watching Twilight and I was about to grab her boob when she asked me if I thought that Edward or Jacob was hotter, and in that moment I realized that I had been put in the gayzone.

by David Davidson II July 25, 2010

Gayzoned

-The act of being friend-zoned because one gives off the "gay" vibe.

-Being friendzoned based off of having the gay vibe.

Austin:I really thought we had a lot of chemistry, but then she gayzoned me.

Roland:I didn't know you were gay?

Austin:Im not... must be my gay vibe.

by mynameisnotaustin02 December 7, 2012

Gayzoned

When one invests themselves so deep in the friend zone, the girl describes them as their stereotypical gay best friend from a movie.

Jason got gayzoned because he kept listening to ashley bitch about her ex boyfriends.

by RibenaGorilla March 17, 2019

Slippery Gargone

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.

This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."

by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011

Garbone

A dried up semen dingleberry that is usually trapped within the pubic hedge. Sometimes very difficult to remove. Can also be located in the hair or facial bristle.

"Look at the size of that Garbone"

by Worleyberd February 25, 2009