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A women with red hair who enjoys running and very tall men. She is silly but also very friendly. She plays the clarinet very well, and has some very good friends. She likes to torture people who she does not get along with (especially if their name is Chris.)
Wow! That girl is awesome! And she's holding her clarinet! She must be a Gargone!
Gargone by SamZee May 21, 2010
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Slippery Gargone 

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.
This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."
Slippery Gargone by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011
The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.
The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.
GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Frozen Gargon 

An emoji-faced man who is known by the name "Tommy " who apparently shreds.
"Frozen Gargon" shreds. - Frozen Gargon is a YouTuber
Frozen Gargon by AyyeeImSpy December 23, 2017

Gargongaphiffle 

noun. A more sophisticated way to say ejaculate.
Greg got Gargongaphiffle all over his partner after thinking about Danny DeVito.

Ghetto Garzone 

When a dumb blonde tries to act gangster and ghetto by listening to rap.
Yo my ex-wife Laura is now being a Ghetto Garzone after she remarried a black man named Jamal.
Ghetto Garzone by Fyzz April 9, 2009