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garrett watts 

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler
garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.
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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP
Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

Garrett Leach 

Someone who watches anime and plays lots of video games. Usually known for his sister getting banged by his best friend.
See that Garrett Leach guy? I banged his sister!
Garrett Leach by AnonymousBartender November 9, 2014

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

Myles Garrett 

When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet
I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!
Myles Garrett by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019
1. The urban waste left behind on sidewalks by homeless people that the city ignores
2. The piles of trash, litter and other debris that builds up in homeless camps
3. Eric Garcetti Mayor of Los Angeles
"Ooooh man our street has been Garcettied again by that tent village down the street".

"Hey its garbage collection day tomorrow get the trash can our street was Garcettied again not like the city will clean up all that Garcetti left laying around".
"Did you see that piles of Garcetti left next to the neighbor fence after the city let the tents stay there for a week".
Garcetti by Fix-It August 30, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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