AnonymousBartender's definitions

Bo Jackson

Possibly the blackest white guy you'll ever meet. This guy thinks he's thug-nasty. He's that guy known in the town for earning his "red wings" or setting off fireworks in lockers. Can be identified by the genital blood around his mouth.

"Is that period blood on your face?" - Person 1.

"Yes..." - Person 2.
"Oh, you must be Bo Jackson." - Person 1

by AnonymousBartender November 19, 2014

Garrett Leach

Someone who watches anime and plays lots of video games. Usually known for his sister getting banged by his best friend.

See that Garrett Leach guy? I banged his sister!

by AnonymousBartender November 9, 2014