Garretting

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole
by tjm420 November 07, 2014
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Garretting

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.
After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.
by Spring83n November 30, 2012
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Garret

Err: Garret
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Garret

An absoulutly amazing guy who is crazy nice and respectful. Garret's tend to be tall and pretty hot ;). They have ah-mazing eyes and they're hilarious! They are loyal to their friends and tend to fall hard for their best girl friend. They can also be very protective of their best girl friend and when someone is mean to Her he will stand up for her. He is wicked athletic and is great at every sport he plays. Any girl would be lucky to have a garret.
Girl one: my boyfriends name is garret!

Girl two: give him to me now.
by As_long_as_he's_mine June 11, 2012
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Garret

Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl wants a Garret.
Damn your boyfriend wont give up on you will he? he's being a garret, i like it :)
by TKAMB November 07, 2008
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Garret

A gay boy who rike anar
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garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.
by phat_phuc October 30, 2014
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