garretting 

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

garretting by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Garretting 

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

Garretting by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting 

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

Garretting by tjm420 November 7, 2014

Garretting 

Getting A high rank in league of legends for abusing a certain champion whom is overpowered, which you slingshot yourself to diamond.

I was Garretting by playing darius and I went straight from silver to diamond!

Garretting by Aizemeon July 28, 2021

Garretting 

One's expression of their inner Garrett, to Garrett.

That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.

Garretting by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

Garretting 

To Garrett, Expressing one's inner Garrett.

Woah, that striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You really are Garretting today ;)

Garretting by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

Garretting 

The action of expressing ones inner Garret.

To Garrett.

Wowzers! That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.

Garretting by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023