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Garrus Vakarian, originally an uptight Citadel Security officer, joined Commander Shepard on the search for Saren. After saving the Citadel, space, and all of time, Garrus returned to the Citadel. Quickly realizing that the Citadel was boring, Garrus ventured to Omega, the corrupt counterpart to the Citadel. While on Omega-for approximately two years- me managed to get roughly every citizen of the Omega station to want to kill him. Commander Shepard had to save him from this situation because he was a pussy. He decides to join Commander Shepard's crew once more, but has a habit of saying "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of calibrations." Garrus, albeit a pussy, became famous for his love of calibrating.
I Garrused that computer!

Stop being so Garrus and talk to me.
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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the showSouth Park
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:
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garfussy 

andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter
garfussy by marfy11 December 20, 2021

garrulous 

1.Talkative, chatty. People that are this way are usually considered 'social'.

2.sometimes describes a person that doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.
1. The man was very garrulous; talking with everyone and being the life of the party.

2. The garrulous fool talked through the entire movie, ruining it for the other partrons!
garrulous by bigdaddynumbah1 April 26, 2006

moist and garrulous 

Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
moist and garrulous by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006

mr. garrison 

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat
Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.
mr. garrison by clarc31 January 22, 2007

Garbussy 

The back end of a rear load garbage truck, that is prone to squirting. Short for garbage pussy not trussy. Trussy is short for train pussy not trash pussy
My buddy walked behind one of them garbage trucks the other day and got soaked in shit from the garbussy
Garbussy by Ironheade July 13, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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