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A fat ugly teacher that makes you take your shirt off in 4th grade. Otherwise known as "big momma."
Man, that new teacher made me take my shirt off. She's such a gargus.
gargus by TOyoyo September 27, 2013
Words you can keep
Verb-The act of not being able to control your bowels after eating any sort of food.
That Chinese food made me Gargus all over the car, I couldn’t stop shitting.
Gargus by Big Boi Thad July 25, 2022
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Gargunduant 

1. (adjective) Used to describe something that is so horrifically disgusting and disturbing that you sometimes can't bear to be in its presence.
Me:"Are you really pooping on the carpet?"
Man:"Yes"
Me"That's just gargunduant"
Gargunduant by LogLog1919 September 3, 2012

garfussy 

andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter
garfussy by marfy11 December 20, 2021
Verb
The action of gargasming is a sacred act hidden in the deep realms of twitch. It may even be referred to as the dark web. Gargasming is the act of nutting, heavily influenced by Garrett. Correctly used by hot people only.
*gargasm* oh shit I’m dropping *gargasm gargasm* my gargasms *gargams* everywhere *gargasms*
Gargasm by Succalongtoe May 3, 2021
Basically An Adjective That Can Describe ANYTHING.
Really Useful For Comebacks And If You Dont Know What To Say =]
Handy As The other person Doesnt Know Whether you Are Complementing Them Or Abusing Them.
Boy: Your Face Is Ugly
Girl: Well Your Face is Ganguss.

Girl: Youre Top Is Ganguss As Man!
Ganguss by S-Dawgg March 26, 2008

gargashian 

A woman's gargantuan gash between her legs.
Yo, that Bitch has one gorgeous gargashian!
gargashian by GlazeHer April 12, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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