garnished
Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank
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Garnished Lay-away
A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.
The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.
-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST
The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.
-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST
"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"
"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"
"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"
Garnished Lay-away by ZShep January 14, 2021
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garnished dish by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015
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Lemon Garnish
The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017