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Gammonati

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.
Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!
by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020
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Gammonite

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".
It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?
by flanerie January 13, 2018
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Gammonite

Gammonite: A chemical element in the same group as kryptonite. It protects Gammon from common sense and balanced argument.
It is no good using facts on that page. They are all protected by gammonite.
by Explain to educate June 10, 2018
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Gummination

The act of dropping ones overly obese body on top of a victim.
It usually results in the unsuspecting victim receives 200+ pounds of sheer fat being brutally pushed on top of them. The one gumminating must also announce their attack whilst in midair, in the manner of "GUMMINATION".

While the Gummination can be used as a full contact hit, it has variations; such as the Shockwave. When shockwaving, a Gummination is dropped, but not on top of somebody but rather on the ground, resulting in a blast coming from a center point (the one gumminating).
"Gummy, get him while he's down!"
"GUMMINATION!!!"
*crunch*
by Randy Bowers July 24, 2008
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Gamminstinct

The gut feeling that gammon (the pork meat) is nearby. An inexplicable knowledge of the whereabouts of a gammon steak.
"Peter had exceptional gamminstinct and always arrived in time for gammon, egg and chips"
by Dunc Slamm June 3, 2014
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gammonette

The female version of a gammon.

Usually fat, sunburnt, with ugly tattoos and screaming kids. Will abuse retail workers for a discount and hates minorities.
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gammoaning

That whining sound you hear when the celebrity, who very vocally supported Brexit, finds out that Brexit actually includes them and they have to get a visa to go tour...
When Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson found that ending 'freedom of movement' for EU citizens to the UK was reciprocated by countries within the EU ending his freedom of movement within the EU, he started gammoaning very loudly on Twitter.
by drewstofur June 29, 2021
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