gammoaning

That whining sound you hear when the celebrity, who very vocally supported Brexit, finds out that Brexit actually includes them and they have to get a visa to go tour...

When Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson found that ending 'freedom of movement' for EU citizens to the UK was reciprocated by countries within the EU ending his freedom of movement within the EU, he started gammoaning very loudly on Twitter.

by drewstofur June 29, 2021

Gummorning

When you want to write Good morning but you are retarded and write Gummorning

Person 1: Gummorning
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Yes

by RedGaming January 29, 2020

Gammonigook

Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.

Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.

The Gammonigook spouting from the Gammon was harsh upone the pub goers ears.

by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018

gimmoning

Punishing the local idiot.

This often occurs at set times, be they specific dates or times of day, depending on the location. The ritualistic hounding of the fool is steeped in history but enjoyed today by many societies.

Traditional cries such as "Fetch the Stick of Gimmon!" and "To the gimmoning pond!" would rally villagers, townspeople or housemates to the cause, and idiocy would know shame, fear, pain and spanktignation in roughly that order.

by Chandra42 January 17, 2007