Gammonite

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

by flanerie January 13, 2018

Gammonite

Gammonite: A chemical element in the same group as kryptonite. It protects Gammon from common sense and balanced argument.

It is no good using facts on that page. They are all protected by gammonite.

by Explain to educate June 10, 2018

Gammonati

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.

Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!

by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020

Gammonigook

Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.

Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.

The Gammonigook spouting from the Gammon was harsh upone the pub goers ears.

by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018

gattonite

Technically, anyone with the misfortune to be dwelling in the evolutionary mudtrap that is the small town of Gatton, Queensland. More often, however, it is used to specifically refer to the semi-sentient native dwellers of this town, rather than those who have moved there within the last couple of generations. The former species are, almost without exception, inbred, ignorant, and utterly incapable of comprehending anything beyond their tiny, potato farming existance.

See also bogan

Hey, did you see the number of gattonites down at the impy last night, drinking away their meagre vege-picker's wage?

by Lizardious Black December 6, 2005

gemmanite7

A guy who has a website, plays CS and Final Fantasy. I seriously can't think of any other distinctive personality traits. He's cool though. His nickname is pinky, but don't call him that because otherwise he'll like...cry or something.

gemmanite7 (11:08:21 pm): Hello, I'm a guy who has a website, plays CS and Final Fantasy. My nickname is pinky, but don't call me that because otherwise I'll kick your ass because I'm hardcore and I have a large penis.

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

gammonette

The female version of a gammon.

Usually fat, sunburnt, with ugly tattoos and screaming kids. Will abuse retail workers for a discount and hates minorities.

Cor, look at that premium gammonette over there!

by slamkobe June 7, 2021