Gasponation 

A type of flower that 1-800-Flowers never has...even at 1 a.m.

Operator:"Hello this is 1-800-Flowers
Caller:"Hi do you have Gasponations?"
Operator:"Um no"
Caller:"What kind of b.s. is this?! 1-800-Flowers SUCKS!"<click>...laughter.

Gasponation by PirateRalph September 25, 2011

gaspation 

a) Shocking

b) more gasp than gasp

c) breathless

d) I don't believe my eyes sort of shit

e) Uber shocked!!!

f) what the fuck!!

Two planes have just flown into the world trade center, no way man I'm in a state of gaspation here

gaspation by Hughesy9mm May 13, 2008

Gasparations 

an exclamation normally used when excited or shocked.

He said: yeah i was cleanin my room and i found like 10.00
She said : well Gasparations! That makes me wanna go clean my room!

Gasparations by Woodsgirl March 27, 2008

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.

Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.

Gasperation by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016