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Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians.

This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.
by applestrawberry21 November 07, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Collective noun for white, middle-aged, furious-faced men who are heavily concentrated in the vast reaches of England's Brexit heartlands.

Spitting out talking points found in fascist organs like the Daily Mail (or, for those preferring something less intellectual, the Daily Express), gammon exist in a state of perpetual outrage and exasperated "I'm just an ordinary bloke, me" confusion.

Core traits:

- They favour Brexit. After all, it means Brexit.
- Because the Conservative Party and the right-wing media ecosystem have told them to, they reject those things that underpin their jobs, living standards and opportunities: environmental protections, workers' rights, regulations favouring consumers, the European Union, the single market and the customs union. These things also benefit people they don't like (including foreigners and Guardian readers), of course, so they have to go.
- On the off-chance that they're aware of a border in Ireland, they don't know anything about it.
- They dislike multiculturalism and the 'equality agenda', and obsess about 'lefties', immigrants, Jeremy Corbyn ("Would 'e launch a nuke?! WELL, WOULD 'E?!") and the fabled liberal metropolitan elite.
- They hate Muslims, so they voted for the UK to withdraw from a free trade bloc comprising countries made up of white Christians.
- Having spent 40 years bellyaching about the UK's democratic decision to enter the EEC, they are now unbending guardians of its democratic decision to leave.
"There was so much gammon on Question Time last night that I went straight on Amazon and bought a panini machine. I'll get killed with the tariffs, but it'll be worth it."

"Fresh fruit looks likely to become a luxury after Brexit, but at least we'll have a surfeit of gammon."
by Onion fleg July 24, 2018
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A racial slur against white people, typically used in Great Britain.
John: Check out that gammon!
Gordon: Slurs aren't cool, John
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Gammon is a term best used to describe white liberal men who spend most of their days ranting angrily on Twitter about people slightly right of them or about people who voted for Brexit.

Takes its name from the pork product that is pinkish-red and salty which perfectly describes the faces of these men.
Gammon will often use the term against people who voted for Brexit, often accusing leavers of being racists and xenophobes, meanwhile they march in Labour rallies that are majority white and middle aged while supporting Corbyn, a red faced old white antisemite.

Recognising irony clearly isn't in a Gammon's nature.

Many no doubt will still seek to replace this definition about how it doesn't apply to them, unable to recognise that they are similar to those that they dislike so much.
by YuLin September 23, 2018
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A term that suits anyone at a Labour rally or pro-EU rally in the UK. Originally coined to be used against anyone who was white and voted for Brexit.

The description better fits protestors of Brexit or Labour activists however and one only need look at their rallies and protests to see why. Their little events are majorly composed of white liberals standing in a line who are often middle aged, unkept and screaming obscenities at any opposed to their ideology.
The pro-EU rally outside of Parliament contained gammon, their white faces turned red as they begun crying over Britain leaving the EU and turned even more red when they started screaming obscenities at those who supported Brexit and shouting that leave voters were racists and Nazis.

"Muh future is ruined now we 'ave left the EU, even though I dont understand the economical failings of the EU, its unfair outdated policies in international dealings or who leads it, im going to say that any against it are only such because theyre racists and hate immingrants! Dem racists Brexit supporters are Nazis who want to deport foreign born citizens of da UK innit? That's what I read on Facebook anyways. ONE WITH EURIPE! I AM EURIPEAN NOT BITISH! OH JEREMY CORBYN! " ~ typical Labour Gammon who thinks anyone opposed to the EU or his party is a racist, Nazi or Xenophobe.
by Liberal madness July 13, 2018
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Pronounced "Gair - (rhymes with yeah) minn/munn (rhymes with chin/done)"

Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair
Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking
Saying Used to express that you are joking, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang,

Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"
1. "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"
by MeMateWayno July 20, 2018
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