gammonette

The female version of a gammon.

Usually fat, sunburnt, with ugly tattoos and screaming kids. Will abuse retail workers for a discount and hates minorities.

Cor, look at that premium gammonette over there!

by slamkobe June 7, 2021

Gammonite

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

by flanerie January 13, 2018

Gaboonette

Semi erect female body part which creates a comfortable urination experience. Please do not try this at home.

My goodness Claire, Gloria tried to urinate yesterday, but she had a huge Gaboonette. She fell down and broke it... Poor Gloria.

by Petrie Mandlefraggen May 24, 2006

Gammonite

Gammonite: A chemical element in the same group as kryptonite. It protects Gammon from common sense and balanced argument.

It is no good using facts on that page. They are all protected by gammonite.

by Explain to educate June 10, 2018