Gaknish 

Gaknishes are mysterious creatures that thrive on travel, fuzz, and general friskyness. They go by many aliases and travel in various different guises.

At this point in time, very little is known about these mischievious, reclusive creatures, but it has been known to be able to snare evasive Miglets using an irresistable combination of frozen gushers and lemon peels carved in the shape of a feline with large hindquarters.

Though they tend to stay in the shadows, they are always on the lookout for stray nards to harass - One of their few weaknesses. Titotzfers also get them going, especially when they're attached to Aks.

Meggishes tend to spend their free time fantasizing about large, fuzzy cat bums. Or just about bums in general.

Please contribute to this topic should you know more about this enchanting species of cat.

Please contribute to this topic should you know more about this enchanting species of Gaknish.

Gaknish by Ishnard January 6, 2009

Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

garnished by Matt March 25, 2005

Garnish 

an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -

"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"

Garnish by A. GIV June 14, 2004

Garnished Lay-away

A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.

The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.

-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST

"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"

"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"

Garnished Lay-away by ZShep January 14, 2021

Girly Garnish 

Bra or panties. Any article of lingerie that is moved to the side prior to eating a tasty dish. Kind of like parsley, but with lace.

me: hey, i'm hungry
your mom: whatcha want to eat
me: pancakes
your mom: ok, let me move this girly garnish for you

Girly Garnish by Ceemax November 5, 2009

Garnish 

To add a touch of bling to an outfit.

Yo nigga, you betta garnish that shit if you wanna be flossy.

Garnish by el_estevan February 1, 2009