gaffs 

A West-Coast spoken slang abbreviation for "dgaf" (don't give a fuck), similar in nature to "lawl".

"That motherfucker just rolled up on my hood, dawg."
"Gaffs, that pussy ain't got shit on deez cheeze, yo."

gaffs by westcoastchemcoast November 15, 2013

goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action

i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs

goofs and gaffs by edrsta November 14, 2022

Gaff-like 

Originated early 2011 after people first got wind of the amazing fetes of Andrew Gaff a young draftee to the West Coast Eagles Football Club.
The word Gaff-Like can take many forms:
n. Gaff: 1. naming someone or something that is awesome, cool, unbelievable

2. Extreme or of high degree *some one sees a black guys penis* “that is a gaff”
Adj. Gaff-like: 1. describing something of extreme excellence, something of extreme swagger, or something Gaff would do

G:"Did you see that goal i kicked"

S:"yep, it was so gaff-like"
Or
S: "how'd your test go"

G: "gaff-like"

S: "nice"

Gaff-like can be used in many a situation but is predominantly used by the supporters of AFL (Australian Football League) toward something of excellence.

i.e. supporter 1: “Did you see the that kid rack up 50 possessions last week?”
supporter 2: “It was bloody gaff-like”

Amongst the cultured community:

Student essay: “By applying an analytical reading to novel Frankenstein the meanings we develop become gaff-like in nature”

Gaff-like by Footy with Swagger October 25, 2011

Olivia Gaffney 

The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.

"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?"
"Yea she's such a doofus"

Olivia Gaffney by ilovewill101 May 28, 2018

Gaffel 

1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."

1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.

Gaffel by haldeener June 27, 2010

Raid the fookin gaff 

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.

Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''

Raid the fookin gaff by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023

Jim Gaffigan 

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.

Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?

Jim Gaffigan by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006