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Gadoobers 

A word that comes to mind and/or exclaimed aloud when one has just been unveiled to the sight of either breasts, testicles or less commonly, ass, and are unsure of the accepted terminologies when referring to either one or both. As these parts of the human anatomy respectively are dissimilar, it could be deduced that 'Gadoobers' is a term used to refer to rounded objects that are attached to oneself, exist in a pair, both being virtually interchangeable with one another, and have the potential to cause sexual arousal. The singular and plural for Gadoobers is self-same, thus, 'Gadoober' is in no way related to 'Gadoobers'. When said, it will likely be emphatic and accompanied with another word preceding to emphasise the awe in which the speaker has experienced upon seeing the Gadoobers. If there were to be a cinematic depiction of how this word be expelled with the contextual conditions met (eyes meet balls, breasts or buttocks), it would be comparable to a 'Eureka moment', and so light contrast would suddenly be increased, time slowed, and appearing as though one has just seen God.
I just saw Mia Khalifa topless. Never again will regular Gadoobers tickle my fancy.
Gadoobers by thisisdemoralizing37 August 28, 2022
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goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersfloggin 

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.
1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!

Goobersaurus Rex 

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.
My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!
Goobersaurus Rex by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

gooberschnitzel 

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel

Gahoober 

A funny looking person who loses continually, always unsuccessful at almost everything, such as employment or personal relationships.
A Gahoober is a person who has goobers hanging out of their nose which causes him to never get anywhere in life.
Gahoober by Chris Dug January 26, 2009