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galoobert

This is when an eskimo inserts his penis into a male seal for warmth.
The galoobert is now complete and my penis is warm
by schloopie March 10, 2008
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by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019
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Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland
A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!
by flare 114 June 15, 2006
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Globert

A term given to the global fan community of singer/actor Adam Lambert.
Let's hear it for Globerts coming from Canada!
by sonielle May 29, 2009
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goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot
"look at that goobertron dancing!"
by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006
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super dooper pooper galooper

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.
Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
by wankular device August 8, 2006
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Galbert-Kun

One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.
Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.

Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
by HisPromoter May 29, 2010
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