goobersmooch

Adj.-Idiot, dumbass, etc

Bob: dude look! these monkeys on tv are doin it!

Joe: dont be such a goobersmooch, man...

by BigJurm July 15, 2005

goobersmooch

a person who smooches goobers

Kevin is such a goobersmooch!

by Angie E November 16, 2006

goobersmooch

A kiss on the eye; A peck on the eye

Guy: "Im very sad"

Girl: "Looks like someone needs a goobersmooch!"

by xx_a_beautiful_mistake_xx November 18, 2007

Goobersmooch

When a man stops liking vagina

Quit looking at my dick u goobersmooch

by Dick bump June 17, 2018

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.

allen is such a goobersmoocher

by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

by AJ27 March 31, 2012