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goobersmooch 

Bob: dude look! these monkeys on tv are doin it!

Joe: dont be such a goobersmooch, man...
goobersmooch by BigJurm July 15, 2005
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goobersmooch 

Kevin is such a goobersmooch!
goobersmooch by Angie E November 16, 2006

goobersmooch 

A kiss on the eye; A peck on the eye
Guy: "Im very sad"

Girl: "Looks like someone needs a goobersmooch!"

Goobersmooch 

When a man stops liking vagina
Quit looking at my dick u goobersmooch
Goobersmooch by Dick bump June 17, 2018

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun
"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.
allen is such a goobersmoocher
goobersmoocher by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

goober smooch 

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male
"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"
goober smooch by AJ27 March 31, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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