goobersnatch
goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005
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goobersnatch
goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005
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goobersquatch
a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
goobersquatch by Doctor Science July 27, 2008
woobersnatcher
woobersnatcher by Jokiiee August 6, 2007
goobersquatch
a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
goobersquatch by Doctor Science May 21, 2008
goober snatch
An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."
goober snatch by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007
Gooberknitch
The gooberknitch is a godlike creature that can not be reproduced or killed. There's only a few male and female gooberknitch's in all the multiverse's. Not every multiverse has a gooberknitch. If you see a gooberknitch, it's best to avoid it otherwise it might fucking kill you to death. But, it can be friendly and harmless sometimes. Either when it's just in a good mood, or you're being relatively calm or nice to it. But they're mostly angry so it's best if you just avoid them.
Person 1: Uh oh...
Person 2: What?
Person 1: There's a gooberknitch over there!
Person 2: Oh dang, we should probably avoid it and go the other direction.
Stupid idiot person 3: nah I'ma go see if it's chill
Person 1 and 2: wait- No!
Person 3: yo what's up gooberknitch
Gooberknitch: not today fella
Person 3: Oh sh*t
Person 3: gets killed to death by the gooberknitch
Person 2: What?
Person 1: There's a gooberknitch over there!
Person 2: Oh dang, we should probably avoid it and go the other direction.
Stupid idiot person 3: nah I'ma go see if it's chill
Person 1 and 2: wait- No!
Person 3: yo what's up gooberknitch
Gooberknitch: not today fella
Person 3: Oh sh*t
Person 3: gets killed to death by the gooberknitch
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