Gahoober

A funny looking person who loses continually, always unsuccessful at almost everything, such as employment or personal relationships.

A Gahoober is a person who has goobers hanging out of their nose which causes him to never get anywhere in life.

by Chris Dug January 26, 2009

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This is when an eskimo inserts his penis into a male seal for warmth.

The galoobert is now complete and my penis is warm

by schloopie March 10, 2008

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A word that comes to mind and/or exclaimed aloud when one has just been unveiled to the sight of either breasts, testicles or less commonly, ass, and are unsure of the accepted terminologies when referring to either one or both. As these parts of the human anatomy respectively are dissimilar, it could be deduced that 'Gadoobers' is a term used to refer to rounded objects that are attached to oneself, exist in a pair, both being virtually interchangeable with one another, and have the potential to cause sexual arousal. The singular and plural for Gadoobers is self-same, thus, 'Gadoober' is in no way related to 'Gadoobers'. When said, it will likely be emphatic and accompanied with another word preceding to emphasise the awe in which the speaker has experienced upon seeing the Gadoobers. If there were to be a cinematic depiction of how this word be expelled with the contextual conditions met (eyes meet balls, breasts or buttocks), it would be comparable to a 'Eureka moment', and so light contrast would suddenly be increased, time slowed, and appearing as though one has just seen God.

I just saw Mia Khalifa topless. Never again will regular Gadoobers tickle my fancy.

by thisisdemoralizing37 August 28, 2022

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