goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.

"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"

by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008

goobers

a less blasphomous way for saying god. mostly used by wanabe n00bs

"oh my goobers" instead of "oh my god"

by deanofantastico December 9, 2007

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

by Drayden.mp4 March 13, 2021

goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

by Chrissizzle November 15, 2021

Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

by Goobcity January 18, 2015

Goobered

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

by Phil Miller October 9, 2006