GUEDES
GUEDES by FlaWLessIL May 8, 2018
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BABABABABABABAB Jorge Guedes
When a colleague is making some shitty arguments about your creative idea and you started screaming this to show how dumb he/she is being.
BABABABABABABAB Jorge Guedes by NotGuedes April 26, 2025
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BABABABABABABAB Jorge Guedes
When a colleague is making some shitty arguments about your creative idea and you started screaming this to show how dumb he/she is being.
BABABABABABABAB Jorge Guedes by NotGuedes April 26, 2025
guudesbong
guudesbong by pennykettle June 30, 2015
Marquette University Tour Guides
An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Marquette University Tour Guides by tourguide May 23, 2011
Guidestoned
1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.
Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.
Guidestoned by Wise White Man July 9, 2022
Guidess
(n.) 1. A Female guido.
2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island
3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex
2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island
3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex
1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!
Guidess by Johnny-bigcock-rammer August 2, 2009
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