guees

A sommon spelling mistake, most commonly found in google searches.

I guees i'm alive..
I guees it was because I never let anyone into my world, I never let them ...
I guees somewhere between that night in the hospital bed and where I am today, ...

by Redeyedsoulja October 27, 2005

go off, I guess

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."

Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."

by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020

Geesus

Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity

Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus

by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017

Geesus

The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.

Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016

Guesseneuh

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh

"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

by PeopleLikeToBullyMe April 4, 2019

geesin

clownin`, making fun of; originally formed in tha bay area...east bay

why ya`ll geesin` for?

by WAY 2 SAUCY March 12, 2005

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019