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grunt grunt

A secret code word for "Check your E-Mail"
Person A: hey send me that picture

Person B: ok.... grunt grunt
by Brian and Darby August 27, 2003
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Non-Committal Grunt

A short, indifferent-sounding grunt whose meaning far exceeds the audible expression.

The non-committal grunt is neither a refusal nor agreement; rather, it prompts continuation of the conversation without exposing your position. It can also be used in lieu of the Yup, especially those cases where you want to avoid inadvertent agreement.

Can be employed as a more politically correct version of whatever or pfft.

When deploying the non-committal grunt, one must understand that they are stating the following:
“I hear you and acknowledge that you have stated your position and are expecting a reply before continuing; however, at this juncture I am not committing to subscribing to your point of view.”
“Lol, the chick was going on & on so I tuned her out, and after a while I realized that she was looking for some type of response so I just gave her a non-committal grunt & she kept yapping - that worked just fine
“You are the man!”
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII October 17, 2009
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uh ah grunt maceo

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by andy1 November 20, 2003
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Southwater Grunt

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"
by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010
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Bust a Grunt

To take a big ole shit. A massive dump.
That was one hell of a meal. No choice now but to bust a grunt. Where's the newspaper.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Grunt Nugget

Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.
Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.
Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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