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Hybrid of guilt and speeding. When you're waiting at a set of traffic lights and they've changed to green but you're still sitting there like a dumbass, with a bunch of angry drivers behind you. So you step on the gas, like there's no tomorrow.

To Gueed; the act of guilt speeding

Gueeder; perpetrator of guilt speeding
Gueeding; the act of guilt speeding.
I sat behind this dumbass driver, too busy day dreaming to see the light had changed 20 seconds ago, before he gueeded away!
Gueed by Lesiath June 30, 2017
Related Words
Gueed • gueedo • Gueedeesh • geed • greedy • greed • Greedo • greedom • gheed • geed up

Pot of greed 

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.
Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?
Pot of greed by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

You Greedy Dirtbag 

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
You Greedy Dirtbag by Lionheardt January 6, 2017

Greedling 

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!
(n.) A greeder is a dog breeder. But specifically, it's a puppy mill dog breeder who only cares about profit, but the animals.

Which, of course, is no good - but it's mostly judgemental Furmoms who use the term, and they call EVERY breeder a "greeder" because they don't believe in ANY breeding. Their motto is "Adopt don't shop" and will shame anyone who wants a pure bred dog for supporting "Greeders"
That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies
Greeder by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
Street term for marijuana. Popularized in eastern Ontario, Canada. (Ottawa, Toronto) in the 90's. 'Geed' is Somali for 'Tree'.

Pronunciation

/ɡā/lō/
CUSTOMER - "Yo dawg you got any Geedo?"

CHOPPER - "Yea B. But don't be heatbag."
Geedo by Mr. Flip January 25, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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