v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a
table and skeeting on her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in
jizz. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty
hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.
"That trifling ho was
cheating on me, so when we was at the
Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her
baconator."