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Indigo Child

Screaming feral kid with nappy hair and no respect for their parents.
They think their kid is an Indigo Child but I think he's little snot-nosed brat.
by Jacaranda May 16, 2007
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Dreamspell

Some new-age bullshit interpretation of the Mayan calendar by a nit-wit named Jose Arguellas who thinks he's an incarnation of an ancient Mayan prophet or some shit. Basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the Mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. *sigh* When will people learn?
Hippie #1) What is your Dreamspell galactic signature?
Hippie #2) Blue Magnetic Eagle
Skeptic #1) Hey you air heads - you realize the Mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?
by Jacaranda May 16, 2007
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Cannabis

The point of this entry should really be this: That the word "Cannabis" is not slang at all. Instead it is the accepted botanical Genus name for the plant we know by so many other slang and colloquial terms: Hemp, Pot, Marijuana, Ganja, Weed, etc. etc. (Cannabis sps. sativa, indica, and ruderalis.)
Let the word Cannabis remind us that this indigenous herb, which the self-destructive dominator culture feels it needs to persecute so much, is in fact one of the many gifts from the abundant Earth... as natural as the clouds, the rain, the corn in the fields and all the many fruits of our gracious intelligent, and loving planet, Gaia.
Show your support: Give a thumbs up and let the readers know that you feel the same way. Let's make this entry a social and political statement. =)
These here fields were planted with Cannabis during the Second World War to provide cheap, sustainable fiber.
by Jacaranda April 25, 2006
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ralsty

Really fucking nasty. That's all there is to say about that.
My dog ate some onions and now she's got some ralsty farts.
by Jacaranda September 22, 2023
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Ice Cold Phatties

Large balloons filled with Nitrous Oxide AKA "Laughing Gas."

The term Ice Cold Phatties comes from the unscrupulous hucksters who try to sell them to you in a concert or festival parking lot. "Ice Cold" because they're straight from the metal tank and literally cold, and "Phatty" because the buyer always wants the largest balloon they can find.
Get your Ice Cold Phatties! $15 or 3 for $40!
by Jacaranda November 7, 2021
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Darwinner

Someone who has won a Darwin Award by being a dumbass and getting themselves killed.
Well, he was trying to siphon gasoline and he set himself on fire. Now he's a Darwinner.
by Jacaranda April 11, 2020
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Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.
Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.
by Jacaranda July 28, 2019
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