Funts

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.

Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.

Funts by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018

Fungsty

Extremely musty, crusty, and ugly

He's so fungsty, ah does he pull?

Fungsty by Jcarroll19 May 28, 2017

Mr.Funsocks 

Mr.Funsocks means one of two things:

1.) A sock that you masterbate in and then put it on your friend's face while he's sleeping and then take pictures and put it on the internet.

2.) The coolest guy in the world with the most creative name in the world

Examples in order

1.) Paul: Dude! I put Mr.Funsocks on John last night!
Dustin: Did he lick it?!?!

2.) Mr.Funsocks will kill you in Halo 2, and cnc

Mr.Funsocks by Funsocks July 28, 2008

Fungsta 

a person with a massive head, usually round and water melon-shape. Looks either incredibly funny, or fugly.

-Look at his head!!!
-yep he's a fungsta..

Fungsta by Le hypoprothrombinémie May 6, 2008

Funsponge 

This word is used when a person sucks up all the fun out of a room and makes the atmosphere really boring

Like the way a normal sponge sucks up liquid

Sean is so dull, he's being a total funsponge.

Sean was being a total funsponge when he started talking about math

Funsponge by Sexylegs April 17, 2009

funsock

The morons other name for condom, otherwise known as a rubber.

I told him funsock was not a sexier word for condom, but he didn't get it. So I broke up with him.

funsock by Awdio Sanchez December 14, 2008

Funsized 

Short, cute. Usually that girl mate of yours that comes to everyone's shoulders and everyone loves.

Matt: You're short
Kaylee: I'm not short, I'm funsized!

Funsized by Pugwash the Pirate April 20, 2008