fuits

to stuff thing sunder your bed in attempt to quickly get out of the hous eon a friday night

"dude i gotta fuits my room before i get get crunk tonight."

fuits by xokatiefacexo May 20, 2007

Fruitsafari 

Hunting for the best fruit at the market

I went on a fruitsafari today and found some awesome fruit at the farmer’s market.

Fruitsafari by Doozieoozie July 2, 2018

aux fruits de terre 

French. Literally, "Fruits of the earth." Above ground faggots.

Derived from "aux fruits de mer." Fruits of the sea. Underwater faggots.

Those two men are "aux fruits de terre" -- they are fart farming faggots.

aux fruits de terre by NiraMillson December 5, 2016

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

If the muffin fits by Randumber June 1, 2020

futsk 

Literal Polish pronunciation of fuck. Sometimes used instead of the obvious expletive kurva.

Office worker: Ow futsk ! (thinks: kurva !).

futsk by AvdIJ September 7, 2014

Land of Fruits and Nuts

Derogatory, stereotypical; used in present day to refer to California. The fruit represents homosexuals, nuts to crazy people, hippies. Sometimes directly refers to San Francisco and its liberal mentality.

"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts."

Land of Fruits and Nuts by TKW231 June 6, 2009