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A bumbling idiot with a YouTube channel
Me:Funist's a bitch
Funist by RuthlessRex December 1, 2018
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He's always so serious, I think he's a funist.
funist by meatskillz September 15, 2009
A façade of a depressed person which represents fun.
He is such a Funist, he is always sad at home!
Funist by GouthamIsNotHot December 1, 2018
Funist - meaning having the most fun at an event or a party, or anywhere.
These are all fun options, but this one is the most Funist one out there.
Funist by Stevetheboss07 September 1, 2025

Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008
He's so fungsty, ah does he pull?
Fungsty by Jcarroll19 May 28, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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