Funnelingus

A combination of fellatio and cunnilingus in the form of 69.

Holy hell brah I was dating this librarian chick and she wanted to Funnelingus!
Woah what’s that?
It’s like 69 but sounds cooler.

Funnelingus by MrBooze0 September 27, 2020

Funnilingus 

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.

'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'

Funnilingus by Machman January 25, 2009

cunnelingus 

oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia. The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm

He performed cunnelingus on me last night and it was great!

cunnelingus by Kongboi May 29, 2018

Fungilingus 

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

Fungilingus by Machman January 25, 2009

fungalingus 

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

fungalingus by The Black Fury November 18, 2018

crowd funneling 

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

crowd funneling by Editor7 September 20, 2017

Funnylingus

The act of seducing or sexually arousing someone with your sense of humour/wit.

"Sally agreed to go home with Bob after he gave her a good dose of funnylingus"

"I'll have to use funnylingus to get him into bed"

"When all else fails, try a little funnylingus."

Funnylingus by Seamaj March 17, 2009