To give oral sex to a man by attaching a tube to his penis, while on the other end of the tube, a funnel is attached. Person giving oral must then, with much force, suck from funnel.

Ask anyone named Eric.

Funneling by Yehoshua January 25, 2005

Funneling

The act of pouring an entire sandbox worth of sand into your rectum with a funnel.

Primarily done by men seeking sexual pleasure or stimulation.

the man took funneling to a new extreme in the school sandbox.

Funneling by Mileycutie1 May 13, 2024

funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.

Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!

funneling (felch recycling) by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

crowd funneling

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

crowd funneling by Editor7 September 20, 2017

Resource funneling

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.

"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"

Resource funneling by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026