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n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.
'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'
by Machman January 25, 2009

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a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.
'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'
by Machman January 25, 2009

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n. A vagina which is ideal for funnilingus
'Wow, she was YOUR girlfriend?'
'Totally mate, that was a/some Fungina!'
by Machman January 25, 2009

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Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all
'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*
by Machman January 25, 2009

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Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.
'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'
by Machman January 25, 2009

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The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.
'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'
by Machman January 25, 2009

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To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)
'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'
by Machman January 26, 2009

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