Arachnorks

Either the breasts of a spider, or some super situation involving eight breasts, or simply an eight-breasted woman.
'Check out the Arachnorks on that spidey!'

'I was surrounded, in a barrage of Arachnorks'
by Machman January 26, 2009
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Glegg

'You sir, are a total GLEGG head!'


'I Just caught my gleggs in my thong'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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Baby Bel-End

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.
'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.
'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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Smacklipping

The art of cunnilingus or eating vajay.
To smack her lips ;)
'That was some good smacklipping'

'Lipsmacking smacklipping!'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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Biff

a light smackdown... or punch
Der. 'To Biff' 'Biffed' 'Biffing'
'I will Biff you up'

'Man just got Biffed'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.
'Man, you are such a pretard.'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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