Machman's definitions

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.

'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Baby Bel-End

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.

'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Biff

a light smackdown... or punch
Der. 'To Biff' 'Biffed' 'Biffing'

'I will Biff you up'

'Man just got Biffed'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Smacklipping

The art of cunnilingus or eating vajay.
To smack her lips ;)

'That was some good smacklipping'

'Lipsmacking smacklipping!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Glegg

Curly Bum Hair

'You sir, are a total GLEGG head!'


'I Just caught my gleggs in my thong'

by Machman January 25, 2009