Funnylingus

The act of seducing or sexually arousing someone with your sense of humour/wit.

"Sally agreed to go home with Bob after he gave her a good dose of funnylingus"

"I'll have to use funnylingus to get him into bed"

"When all else fails, try a little funnylingus."

by Seamaj March 17, 2009

Funnilingus

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.

'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Cunnylingus

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

by Stu November 28, 2003

cunnylingus

Lapping on the vertical bacon sandwich

John: "Oh Mandy, my love is for you deeper than the ocean"

Mandy: "Oh John"

John: "Let me show you the depth of my feelings by lapping on your vertical bacon sandwich"

Mandy: "Ooooooooooohhh John.

John: "Slurp lick slurp" etc etc

by Skinupman November 26, 2004

Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 25, 2009

fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

by The Black Fury November 18, 2018

Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus

Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020