A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

1)n. a knife used for surgery or dissections
2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.
2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.
by TheKaylaPup October 18, 2010

by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020

by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020

In the weed smoking world, a Scalpel is a sharp pointy object used to poke through a geeb(gravity bong). Usually these items are needles, safety pins, and/or toothpicks.
Stoner 1:Dood check im doing geeg surgery. NURSE, PASS ME A SCALPEL!!!!
Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what
Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what
by Maximus Dongus August 15, 2017

by cork man April 30, 2005

by xxRepoManxx January 16, 2009
