Fumder

a sly reference to the 'color of the carpet'. Spelled forwards, RED MUF, is a subtle way of pointing out the fair skinned ginger heads without the obnoxiousness.

Synonymous with: Fire crotch, Ring of Fire, Ginger, Hot Box

1) Dude, Fumder, five o'clock. I fuckin' love read heads, they're usually psychotic... but I DIG IT!

2) Dude, she's a fumder.

3) Hey, what's up Fumder?

by ellejayvtheworld June 13, 2010

Fumder

A red-headed person that tries to pass themselves off as a dirty blonde, using any and all means, be it hair dye, makeup, excessive tanning.

The actor Simon Baker (The Mentalist) would be a Fumder.

by SupremeOverlord December 15, 2009

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

by Minzus February 1, 2021

melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

by ihopetj February 1, 2019

Fundergrad

A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.

undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie

After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.

by Half Lawyer January 30, 2009

Funderage

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.

Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."

by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010

Furderer

One who buys, sells, or partakes in the production and manufacture of fur goods such as coats, hats etc.

Dave: "Nice Mink coat, bitch!"
Sally: "Dave, be nice."
Dave: Shut up, Mom. How would you like it if I killed your precious Pomeranian and used her fur to make an adorable bag to keep my ballsack warm."
Sally: "Firstly, SHE is a HE, and secondly, he is a Terrier, not a Pomeranian."
Dave: "and YOU... are a furderer."

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 12, 2019