fummer 

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

fummer by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

fummer 

Fun Summer

mannn.....that was such a fummer.....we had a blast!! WOO HOO

fummer by lalafun June 16, 2010

fummer 

Blowjob done by a fat girl

Damn that 300 pound land monster gives the best fummers.

fummer by Power December 17, 2004

Buckin Fummer 

A better way to say F*ckin' Bummer -
when there are other people present that don't swear, or you don't want to swear around.
(family members, small children, Etc.)

Buddy :
Man, you just drank the last beer. And now the stores are all closed

Other Buddy :
Man, that's a Buckin Fummer

Buckin Fummer by OoJeKoO June 25, 2005

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

Jim Fulmer 

Jim Fulmer

A legendary man who somehow managed to serve in World War 1, World War 2, and the Vietnam War; also in a few top secret tours to North Korea. He now resides in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin where he defines the term 'bad ass' by patrolling the OHS halls and putting a stop to all major crime, hat wearing, and use of electronic devices. In his own time he enjoys raising is 38 year old homosexual son and playing Xbox live.

His gammertag is Lt Fulmer and his current KDR is 4.38.

Jim Fulmer killed two stones with one bird

Jim Fulmer by fulmerstreak411 December 24, 2009

melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

melissa fumero by ihopetj February 1, 2019