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Someone who seems dead set on annoying you or just persistent on making your life hell
Me fuckin ma's a proper fumer
Fumer by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Fumer un penis 

VisiteurNeutre enjoys, once in a while, fumer un penis.
Fumer un penis by JohnnyGraine February 16, 2009

Tuna Fumer 

A vagina that puts off fish-like fumes
A woman's genitals that has an aroma similar to low tide at the bay
I slept with the town slut and surprisingly she didn't have a tuna fumer.

I went home with a girl I met at the local pizza place, and her vagina smelled like anchovies, a real tuna fumer!
Tuna Fumer by DoDa September 21, 2012

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

chum fume 

A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.
While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!
chum fume by Rono December 12, 2008

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.