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The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.
This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.
fumber by i invented shizam July 18, 2010
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Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021
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Fubbernucked 

A word which was created (as far as I know) by Markiplier, as an in-the-moment impovised word as a replacement for fucked but idk why as he swears already. I guess it’s kinda why we watch him.
“I’m fubbernucked anyway!”
Fubbernucked by Jellyflower April 20, 2018

fubernucked 

Markiplier's version of SUPER FUCKED!
I'm fubernucked!
fubernucked by Sakaarason July 5, 2017

fubergen 

Epic name, which comes from fucking uber and got modified to fubergen. Fubergen Aka Fub
Random: Hey bro, omfg its fub
Fubergen: I know right
fubergen by fubergen December 3, 2010

melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?
melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live
melissa fumero by ihopetj February 1, 2019

Fubbernucked. 

Synonym of "boned" or "screwed".
Commonly used by Markiplier.
Fubbernucked. by JoeyMacaroni September 3, 2017
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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