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Fumbledorf

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.
A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!
by Bricked March 15, 2021
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penis bumbledorf

The greatest of all the porn Wizards. Famous for his roles in the "Hairy Twatter" movies.
Penis Bumbledorf has guided Hairy Twatter in his quest to become a great wizard.
by Tulaner January 19, 2006
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fumbledore

one who has difficulty holding on to things: Butterfingers
man, larry cant hold on to the ball when we pass it to him. He is a complete fumbledore.
by kristofizznizz March 25, 2008
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fugledorf

The fart bubble that is released in the tub which is then eaten before it reaches the surface. Tasty.
"Yo, when I was 3, I had a sweet tricycle...and I ate fugledorfs when my mom bathed me."
by Jarred Beal August 4, 2006
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dumbledorf

That guy is such a dumbledorf.
by TankTrap August 15, 2009
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dumbledorfin

having facial hair that resembles an old man's gray pubic hair
1. Dude!! Have you seen Jeff's face!?!?!
2. Yeah mang, he's mad dumbledorfin!!
by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007
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dumbledorfin

having facial hair resembeling an old mans gray pubic hair
Dude, did you see Jeff's face!?!?!?!
Yeah dude, he's mad dumbledorfin!!
by Twitch & AK December 13, 2008
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