Bumbledorf

Is a sex god (with a micropenis). Will have dementia and might have crabs.

My name is Bumbledorf

by Flavius May 27, 2020

penis bumbledorf

The greatest of all the porn Wizards. Famous for his roles in the "Hairy Twatter" movies.

Penis Bumbledorf has guided Hairy Twatter in his quest to become a great wizard.

by Tulaner January 19, 2006

Bumbledore

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.

Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.

by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

bumbledoofus

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.

Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

Fumbledorf

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.

A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!

by Bricked March 15, 2021

betty bumbledrop

Betty Bumbledrop is a name you give to a woman (and sometimes a man) you don't give a fuck about, especially when watching a film or TV programme.

Jerry : Who's that on TV?

Joe : Betty Bumbledrop!

by Dragon Bubble March 13, 2018

Bumbledocks

A combination between Boondocks and Bumblefuck. Used as an expression for out in the middle of nowhere or extremely secluded before you get to Bumblefuck.

I just passed the Boondocks, hitting the Bumbledocks now..I'll be in Bumblefuck later!

by TheMooks December 26, 2010