An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.
The indelible god that watches over the sog of the Seattle Mariners fans, and causes white people to high five and catch Mariners Fever.
Ex: Thank Fulgar!
Ex: Did you see that gifycat link everyone on the Mariner's subreddit kept posting to distract from their despair and damage they're doing to their livers? It ends it "IndellibleThankFulgar"