a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"
Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.
by Stacy April 9, 2004
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A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
by MegatronIsGod August 30, 2007
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R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
by eighth of seven October 23, 2007
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Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
by -Street Baller- May 31, 2006
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1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
How did he got to ride Fat Albert.
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