Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"

Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.

by Stacy April 9, 2004

Fat Albert

A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.

Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!

by MegatronIsGod August 30, 2007

Fat Albert

You're fat

"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"

by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

Fat Albert

Taking a dump while eating

Im going to take a fat albert

by shandwali_boom_boom August 4, 2012

Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.

"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."

by eighth of seven October 23, 2007

Fat Albert

Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.

" Yo, get me some fat albert"

by -Street Baller- May 31, 2006

Fat Albert

1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)

How did he got to ride Fat Albert.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2008